hello hello!!

my name is ash, and i'm a super dumb teenager with lots of feelings about video games & youtubers
(◕‿◕✿)

3DS Friend Code (add me!)
0748-3249-5817

waywardvagabondslilcousin:

a woman has twins and gives them up for adoption

one of them goes to a family in egypt and is named amal the other goes to a family in spain they name him juan

years later juan sends a picture of himself to his birth mother. upon receiving the picture she tells her husband that she wishes she also had a picture of amal

he responds “theyre twins if youve seen juan youve seen amal”

(Source: bladetheroosterteethfanguy)

a-closed-casket:

Me and my friend painted two portal murals at school.

tomatogami:

mrsjakeenglish:

tomatogami:

image

no girls allowed get out

what about chihiro 

image

of course chihiro can join

image

strangeasanjles:

deadlydinos:

It’s not punk to antagonize minimum wage workers.

Like writing shit on bathroom stalls, making messes in grocery and big box stores, trashing hotel rooms, yelling at actual workers about how horrible their capitalist employers are. Stop doing this shit. You are making life harder for those you claim to identify with and want to help.

headfullofpotter:

c0ffee-sh0p:

headfullofpotter:

im gonna marry thor

but theyre making thor a woman now

im gonna marry thor

british-guys-and-bowties:

starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE

LOOKING IN THE MIRROR
high resolution →

british-guys-and-bowties:

starrysleeper:

dynamesvirtue:

shadogal94:

hartbigshipper:

gennycidersyo:

peaceluvmusic:

reprimandtheirdaughters:

mandopony:

ethiopienne:

COLLEGE

GROWING UP

KILLING SPIDERS

FINALS

TALKING TO PEOPLE

INTERVIEWS

PLAYED KINGDOM HEARTS

MASS EFFECT

LIFE

LOOKING IN THE MIRROR

(Source: etchpea)

freebatchisthenewjohnlock:

sub-sequent:

happiest:

do u ever wonder if anyone else in the world is listening to the exact same song as you and on the exact same lyric as you 

no.. I am already familiar with the concept of FM radio

how to ruin a hispter post in less than 32 sec

imagine-battleblock:

Imagine a cat guard admiring your performances on the stage from afar, and eventually, falling in love with your determination to continue fighting even for so long. He sits in the front row every show you have. He begins to sell merchandise in your name (which I should add was a very, very big hit.) He even orders special food from the kitchen anonymously for you, which you don’t eat because you have no idea if it’s poisoned or not, much to his despair. One night, you’re summoned out of your cell to visit the main stage (before you leave, your friend Triangle gives you an unknowing shrug as a confidence booster,) and you slowly make your way to the place you dreaded most. Once you arrived, it was pitch black, and you aimlessly wandered around until you found a chair to sit on. And you waited. And waited.

Until suddenly, the lights flickered on, and in an instant, you had plastic flowers and chocolate shoved up your nose like you were a charity case. You pushed the gifts aside for a second to see the cat sitting there, practically shaking in excitement to meet his favorite performer. He glanced up, and your slightly fearful eyes locked with his eager ones, none of you willing to move.

In order to break the silence, you quickly spoke a greeting to him, in which he returned with a high-pitched ‘eeeeeeeeeeeeee hi!!!’ After another beat, he began to purr, and you became slightly uncomfortable.

You took the flowers from his paws, looking at them in absolute confusion. Why would any cat give you presents?

You turned back to him, looking for an answer or two, but he was gone, the purring gone right out the door in utter excitement. Picking up the chocolates and holding the flowers a bit closer, you wandered back to your cell where you shared the chocolate with everyone else. Triangle questioned your newly received gifts, so you shrugged in return. He seemed slightly displeased with your response, but you could care less, because you finally knew that you could eat those meals that cat kept sending you. Maybe you could make a new friend. 

…Hatty would like that, wouldn’t he?

thegestianpoet:

My Son

thegestianpoet:

My Son

(Source: funnycatshumor)

burgrs:

DID YOU KNOW: WHEN U KNOCK ON SOMEONE’S BEDROOM DOOR UR NOT SUPPOSED TO OPEN THE DOOR RIGHT AFTER U KNOCK WHAT KIND OF WARNING IS THAT IF IM IN THE NUDE IM NOT GIONG TO BE ABLE TO PUT CLOTHES ON IN 0.2 SECONDS U PIECE OF SHIT WAIT UNTIL I SAY U CAN COME IN

saddestblogger:

"hey i’m really full do you want the rest of my-"

image

(Source: saddestblogger)

skeleton-on-the-internet:

iguanamouth:

youre gonna look so godamn cool

Can confirm that there was a great demon war in skeleton hell.

huntressgoodwitch:

you could have at least gotten up from the chair and chased after her yang

vangoghsdaughter:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"maybe you should try the next size down"
high resolution →

vangoghsdaughter:

crusherccme:

found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

"maybe you should try the next size down"

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

(Source: markkruffalo)