>gf now wife
>tfw no gf
"You can’t sit on my throne today, but sharesies are more than welcome right here.”
we have to wear these yellow t-shirts for the next month at work. it’s a nice break from the regular uniform, but yellow is just not my colour.
"This sentence has five words. Here are five more words. Five-word sentences are fine. But several together become monotonous. Listen to what is happening. The writing is getting boring. The sound of it drones. It’s like a stuck record. The ear demands some variety. Now listen. I vary the sentence length, and I create music. Music. The writing sings. It has a pleasant rhythm, a lilt, a harmony. I use short sentences. And I use sentences of medium length. And sometimes, when I am certain the reader is rested, I will engage him with a sentence of considerable length, a sentence that burns with energy and builds with all the impetus of a crescendo, the roll of the drums, the crash of the cymbals—sounds that say listen to this, it is important.” - Gary Provost
Reading this was so satisfying woah
it is september 20th, the technical start of the autumn season. you sigh to yourself, letting the baseball cap in your hands fall to the ground. it’s no longer summer. your hat is off your head, and not worn backwards. it is no longer time to fucking party.
Cuddles are all well and good until someone wakes up trapped.
The Kings of Achievement City and their tasks so far.
(Will be updated when King Gavin Part 2 comes out but I worked really hard on this and wanted to share it with you now!)
how dare u talk shit about my block husband
when you think you’ve screwed something up but it all turns out ok in the end
W O W
(i’m on mobile so i can’t bold or italicize but damn i would if i could)